{"id":44,"date":"2023-08-25T15:33:08","date_gmt":"2023-08-25T15:33:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aportman.com\/?page_id=44"},"modified":"2023-09-26T19:02:04","modified_gmt":"2023-09-26T19:02:04","slug":"joke-page","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/home\/joke-page\/","title":{"rendered":"Joke Page"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"168\" height=\"256\" src=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/827_001.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-45\"\/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>About 12 of my favorite jokes. Some might be PG-13. Several years ago the BBC ran a contest to find the world&#8217;s funniest joke. A daunting task. One thing out of the study was that funny jokes are about 120 words long. Most of these meet that criteria. &#8220;<a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/home\/joke-page\/holmes-and-watson-go-camping\/\" data-type=\"page\" data-id=\"175\">Holmes and Watson Go Camping<\/a>&#8221; Was the winner. I have included it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n\n<!-- Page-list plugin v.5.9 wordpress.org\/plugins\/page-list\/ -->\n<ul class=\"page-list subpages-page-list \">\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-254\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/home\/joke-page\/a-helicopter-near-seattle\/\">A Helicopter Near Seattle<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-374\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/home\/joke-page\/bears-in-the-woods\/\">Bears in the Woods<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-175\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/home\/joke-page\/holmes-and-watson-go-camping\/\">Holmes and Watson Go Camping<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-281\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/home\/joke-page\/is-hell-exothermic-or-endothermic\/\">Is hell exothermic or endothermic?<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-160\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/home\/joke-page\/the-atheist-in-the-woods\/\">The Atheist in the Woods<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-178\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/home\/joke-page\/the-blonde-and-the-bank\/\">The Blonde and the Bank<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-240\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/home\/joke-page\/the-pope-and-the-rabbi\/\">The Pope and the Rabbi<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-376\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/home\/joke-page\/the-worlds-greatest-salesman\/\">The World&#8217;s Greatest Salesman<\/a><\/li>\n<li class=\"page_item page-item-237\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/home\/joke-page\/you-know-you-are-a-teacher-if\/\">You Know You Are a Teacher If&#8230;<\/a><\/li>\n\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>About 12 of my favorite jokes. Some might be PG-13. Several years ago the BBC ran a contest to find the world&#8217;s funniest joke. A daunting task. One thing out of the study was that funny jokes are about 120 words long. Most of these meet that criteria. &#8220;Holmes and Watson Go Camping&#8221; Was the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":13,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-44","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/44","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=44"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/44\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":177,"href":"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/44\/revisions\/177"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/13"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=44"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}