{"id":289,"date":"2024-10-25T07:41:30","date_gmt":"2024-10-25T13:41:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/aportman.com\/?page_id=289"},"modified":"2024-10-25T07:49:05","modified_gmt":"2024-10-25T13:49:05","slug":"blogs","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/blogs\/","title":{"rendered":"Blogs"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Short items and things that didn&#8217;t fit other categories<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-grid wp-container-core-group-is-layout-478b6e6b wp-block-group-is-layout-grid\"><\/div>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-query has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-query-is-layout-constrained\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-columns alignwide main-content is-style-thick-gap has-global-padding is-layout-constrained wp-block-columns-is-layout-constrained is-style-thick-gap--1\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-column is-layout-flow wp-block-column-is-layout-flow\"><ul class=\"wp-block-post-template is-layout-flow wp-block-post-template-is-layout-flow\"><li class=\"wp-block-post post-306 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-blog\">\n<section class=\"wp-block-template-part\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\" style=\"margin-top:0\">\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/2024\/12\/30\/durable-power-of-attorney-do-not-resuscitate\/\" target=\"_self\" >Durable Power of Attorney &#8211; Do not Resuscitate<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c531013 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2024-12-30T10:36:36-06:00\">December 30, 2024<\/time><\/div>\n\n\t\t<div class=\"is-style-default wp-block-post-time-to-read\">1 minute<\/div>\n\t\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">For Missouri For other states, Google Durable Power of Attorney and Do not Resuscitate for your state. I grew up at the time of the Terri Schiavo case. She was in her late 30&#8217;s and in a persistent vegetative state. She had not made her end of life care choices known, she was a young&hellip; <\/p><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/section>\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-277 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-blog tag-history tag-indians tag-university-city\">\n<section class=\"wp-block-template-part\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\" style=\"margin-top:0\">\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/2024\/05\/28\/bond-issue-for-a-new-high-school\/\" target=\"_self\" >Bond Issue for a New High School<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c531013 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2024-05-28T09:21:39-06:00\">May 28, 2024<\/time><\/div>\n\n\t\t<div class=\"is-style-default wp-block-post-time-to-read\">1 minute<\/div>\n\t\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Flyer for the Bond Issue to build the &#8220;new&#8221; University City Senior High School &#8211; Voted May 25, 1928 A week or so ago someone on Facebook asked about &#8216;what was where U. City High School is now?&#8217; They also asked how long the mascot was the Indians. I worked for U. City Schools for&hellip; <\/p><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/section>\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-263 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-blog\">\n<section class=\"wp-block-template-part\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\" style=\"margin-top:0\">\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/2024\/04\/03\/satchel-paige-how-to-keep-young\/\" target=\"_self\" >Satchel Paige &#8211; How To Keep Young<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c531013 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2024-04-03T11:02:15-06:00\">April 3, 2024<\/time><\/div>\n\n\t\t<div class=\"is-style-default wp-block-post-time-to-read\">1 minute<\/div>\n\t\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Satchel Paige was one of the more lively characters to play in the Negro Leagues. He may have pitched in 100 games a year. He was known for his fastball and his control. One of the many stories about Paige was that he once got into a throwing contest. Who could throw a ball closest&hellip; <\/p><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/section>\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-182 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-blog tag-adobe tag-ai-art tag-color tag-graphic-design\">\n<section class=\"wp-block-template-part\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\" style=\"margin-top:0\">\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/2023\/10\/09\/adobe-links\/\" target=\"_self\" >Adobe Links<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c531013 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2023-10-09T17:34:27-06:00\">October 9, 2023<\/time><\/div>\n\n\t\t<div class=\"is-style-default wp-block-post-time-to-read\">1 minute<\/div>\n\t\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">I have been using Adobe Creative products for about 30 years. 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How to&hellip; <\/p><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/section>\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-167 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-blog tag-lgbt tag-planned-parenthood tag-protection tag-reproductive-rights tag-roe tag-safe-sex\">\n<section class=\"wp-block-template-part\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\" style=\"margin-top:0\">\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/26\/the-planned-parenthood-coloring-book\/\" target=\"_self\" >The Planned Parenthood Coloring Book<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c531013 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2023-09-26T18:23:03-06:00\">September 26, 2023<\/time><\/div>\n\n\t\t<div class=\"is-style-default wp-block-post-time-to-read\">1 minute<\/div>\n\t\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">The Planned Parenthood Coloring Book. Not for the kiddies. <\/p><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/section>\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-155 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-blog tag-honda tag-industry tag-managment tag-toyota\">\n<section class=\"wp-block-template-part\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\" style=\"margin-top:0\">\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/21\/the-deming-14-points\/\" target=\"_self\" >The Deming 14 Points<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c531013 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2023-09-21T18:29:32-06:00\">September 21, 2023<\/time><\/div>\n\n\t\t<div class=\"is-style-default wp-block-post-time-to-read\">4 minutes<\/div>\n\t\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">W. Edwards Deming worked as a statistician during and after World War II. He developed a series of broad concepts of management striving for better efficiency. His mantra was &#8220;Zero Defects&#8221;, that no matter what the price, something made correctly was the cheapest way overall to manufacture something. It is said that his ideas did&hellip; <\/p><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/section>\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-133 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-blog tag-baseball\">\n<section class=\"wp-block-template-part\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\" style=\"margin-top:0\">\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/14\/baseball-is-a-game-of-failure\/\" target=\"_self\" >Baseball Is a Game of Failure<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c531013 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2023-09-14T16:00:18-06:00\">September 14, 2023<\/time><\/div>\n\n\t\t<div class=\"is-style-default wp-block-post-time-to-read\">1 minute<\/div>\n\t\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">Warren Spahn was one of a group of former All-Stars who were in Washington to play in an old-timers\u2019 game. 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The two Hall of Fame pitchers here today (Spahn, 363 wins, 245 losses; Bob&hellip; <\/p><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/section>\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-124 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-blog tag-fonts tag-typeface\">\n<section class=\"wp-block-template-part\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\" style=\"margin-top:0\">\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/08\/fonts\/\" target=\"_self\" >Fonts<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c531013 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2023-09-08T13:14:49-06:00\">September 8, 2023<\/time><\/div>\n\n\t\t<div class=\"is-style-default wp-block-post-time-to-read\">1 minute<\/div>\n\t\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">https:\/\/www.waldenfont.com\/ &#8211; Seller of historical fonts DaFont &#8211; Download fonts Browse Fonts &#8211; Google Fonts What\u2019s Trending in Type \u00b7 Typewolf &#8211; What is trending in Type <\/p><\/div><\/div>\n\n<\/section>\n<\/li><li class=\"wp-block-post post-122 post type-post status-publish format-standard hentry category-blog\">\n<section class=\"wp-block-template-part\">\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-layout-flow wp-block-group-is-layout-flow\" style=\"margin-top:0\">\n\n\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-post-title\"><a href=\"https:\/\/aportman.com\/index.php\/2023\/09\/08\/links-i-need-once-a-year\/\" target=\"_self\" >Links I Need Once a Year<\/a><\/h2>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-group is-nowrap is-layout-flex wp-container-core-group-is-layout-6c531013 wp-block-group-is-layout-flex\">\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-date\"><time datetime=\"2023-09-08T13:09:33-06:00\">September 8, 2023<\/time><\/div>\n\n\t\t<div class=\"is-style-default wp-block-post-time-to-read\">1 minute<\/div>\n\t\n<\/div>\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt\"><p class=\"wp-block-post-excerpt__excerpt\">September 11, 2001: Daniel Lewin The first person to die in the terror attacks on 9\/11. 11.09.2022 Daniel Lewin: The Israeli-American 9\/11 Hero | IDF (www.idf.il) Daniel M. 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