White (4 cards)

• BacksonInstantCounter target spellChristopher has gone to school and will be backson.1/117
• Exactly 40SorceryYou may only play Exactly 40 if you have exactly 40 life.
  All other players loose 5 life.2/117
• The Flat Earth SocietyInstantAll players take damage equal to the number of creatures they control.We’ll meet again...3/117
• HerevilleLandHereville comes into play tapped.
  : Hereville adds to your mana pool.4/117

Blue (13 cards)

• 4 Old White GuysCreatureJust because I own 8 tracks doesn’t make me old.1/15/117
• Almost an AngelCreature — Angel Flying, vigilance4/46/117
• Angel is a CenterfoldCreature — Angel Flying
  VigilanceMy blood runs cold
  My memory has just been sold
  My angel is the centerfold
  Angel is the centerfold4/47/117
• Bullshit Deflector ShieldsCreature — Wall Defender (This creature can’t attack.), flying0/48/117
• FogInstantPrevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.9/117
• Giant GrowthInstantTarget creature gains +2/+2 until end of turn“Who needs that damn rat anyway?”10/117
• MedicSorceryRemove one half poison counters from target player.11/117
• Nubile AngelsCreature — Angel Flying, Vigilance(Attacking doesn’t cause this creature to tap.)
  : Nubile Angels gain +1/+1 until end of turn.It’s a bird, it’s a plane, what’s a plane?3/312/117
• Nubile SlitlickerCreature — slitlicker Invert Nubile Slitlicker and stack on a second Slitlicker. Combined card is a 6/9 Slitlicker until end of turn. Each Slitlicker can only be combined once a turn.More than a mouthful is not wasted on these girls.2/313/117
• ThirteenCreature — Human Thirteen disappears from play after three turns.“Listen to the doctor.”6/714/117
• White MikeCreature — Human Flip White Mike. 1/115/117
• Wicked Samurai SkateboardersCreature — Soldier 1/116/117
• Wicked Wild WallCreature — Wall Defender (This creature can’t attack.)
  Wicked Wild Wall gains +0/+1 until end of turn.You would let little old me stop you?1/417/117

Black (14 cards)

• -gateCreature — Wall : -gate gets +1/0 until end of turn.
  -gate has defender (This creature can’t attack.)The original is still the best0/518/117
• DebbiCreature — Archer Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
  : Target attacking creature gets -1/0 until end of turn.Go Team3/119/117
• DecoyCreature — Human When assigned as a blocker, Decoy gets +1/+2.You are under arrest under RsMO: 5671/220/117
• Fist Full of DiceSorceryChose a target creature or player. Roll a 6 sided die, target creature or player takes that much damage. You must chose the target before rolling the die.That’s how I roll.21/117
• HeadbangerCreature — Human Sacrifice Headbanger. Place a +1/+1 token on target creature.Everyone needs a little boost now and then.1/122/117
• Here KittyEnchantmentPlace a +0/+3 token on target creature.
  Any cat creature must attack enchanted creature if it is a legal target each turn.23/117
• Hey NinteenCreature — Babe All other babes you control get +1/+1.The Cuervo Gold
  The fine Colombian
  Make tonight a wonderful thing 2/224/117
• Leia the Slave GirlCreature — Babe Just another reason Star Wars is a great movie.1/325/117
• Nubile SlitlickerCreature — slitlicker Invert Nubile Slitlicker and stack on a second Slitlicker. Combined card is a 6/9 Slitlicker until end of turn. Each Slitlicker can only be combined once a turn.Good to the last drop.2/326/117
• Pigeon PoisonCreature — Bird Flying
  Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)1/127/117
• Poof!InstantDispel target artifact or enchantment28/117
• The RackArtifactAt the beginning of the chosen player’s upkeep, The Rack deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in his or her hand.29/117
• Run Away!InstantTarget creature cannot block until end of turn.
  Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.)(You may pay an additional 3 as you cast this spell.) Two target creatures cannot block until end of turn.To the dragon you are just something crunchy that goes well with catchup.30/117
• The WheelSorceryRoll a six-sided die. Consult the table below:
  1 Nothing else happens. You have successfully cast a blue spell.
  2 Destroy all artifacts.
  3 Destroy all lands.
  4 Deal 3 damage to each creature and player.
  5 Each player discards his or her hand and draws seven cards.
  6 Roll the die two more times31/117

Red (12 cards)

• Big Al’s BooksInstantBig Al’s books does 2 points of damage to target creature or player.32/117
• DefenslessInstantTarget defending creature has 0/-1 until end of turn.“Melissa can’t come to the phone right now, she is all tied up at the moment.”33/117
• The Fool’s MoneyInstantTap Y target lands, where Y is one half of rounded down.The question is not when the fool lost his money, but how he got it in the first place.34/117
• Jackson the Mind ScraperCreature — Zombie Jackson the Mind Scraper enters the battlefield with three +1/+1 counters on it.
  , Remove a +1/+1 counter from Jackson the Mind Scraper. Target player discards a card. Activate this ability only any time you could cast a sorcery.0/035/117
• Lighten the WalletInstantTarget spell cost is doubled.36/117
• LillithCreature — Witch Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
  Regenerate (The next time this creature would be destroyed this turn, it isn’t. Instead tap it, remove all damage from it, and remove it from combat.)2/237/117
• MildredCreature — Witch Sacrifice a creature, Mildred does 2 points of damage to target creature. Only one creature may be sacrificed per turn.2/138/117
• Mourn PornCreature — Zombie Swampwalk3/339/117
• Not that Kind of AngelLegendary Creature — Angel Flying, Vigilance (Attacking doesn’t cause this creature to tap.)
  : Do one point of damage to any angel
  Sacrifice: Destroy two target angels.4/440/117
• Nubile SlitlickerCreature — slitlicker Invert Nubile Slitlicker and stack on a second Slitlicker. Combined card is a 6/9 Slitlicker until end of turn. Each Slitlicker can only be combined once a turn.Yummy to the tummy. That is what Pooh says.2/341/117
• Poker FaceCreature — Babe I’ll get him hot, show him what I’ve got1/142/117
• Poof!InstantDispel target artifact or enchantment43/117

Green (12 cards)

• Angelica HeartCreature — slitlicker When Angelica Heart enters the battlefield, each opponent loses life equal to the number of Slitlickers you control. You gain life equal to the life lost this way2/344/117
• The Big Red ButtonInstantThe Big Red Button does 5 damage to target creature
  Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.) The Big Red Button does 5 damage to target creature and 4 damage to creature’s controller.45/117
• CuffedEnchantmentEnchant creature
  
  Enchanted creature can’t attack or block.I’ll just sit over here and watch.46/117
• Hot LeadInstantHot Lead does 2 damage to target creature.
  Kicker (You may pay an additional as you cast this spell.) Hot Lead also does 3 damage to target player.47/117
• Hot MommieCreature — Witch Infect (This creature deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters and to players in the form of poison counters.)
  At the beginning of your upkeep, you get one poison counter.3/448/117
• James BondLegendary Creature — Spy Flying, first strike, lifelink,
  : Regenerate (The next time this creature would be destroyed this turn, it isn’t. Instead tap it, remove all damage from it, and remove it from combat.)James Bond will return5/549/117
• Mega-Sex Indian PrincessCreature — Babe 1/150/117
• Nubile GobblinCreature — gobblin Girl 1/151/117
• Nubile SlitlickerCreature — slitlicker Invert Nubile Slitlicker and stack on a second Slitlicker. Combined card is a 6/9 Slitlicker until end of turn. Each Slitlicker can only be combined once a turn.Refreshing!2/352/117
• Orcs Gone WildInstantAll creatures you control receive +1/+1
  All Orcs you control receive +2/+1What an orc wouldn’t do for a t-shirt.53/117
• Swing and a MissInstantAll attacking damage is reduced to zero. All infect damage is negated.Strike one!54/117
• GoneInstantReturn target card to owner’s hand.55/117

Multicolor (13 cards)

• Behind the Green DoorEnchantment — Land Choose a basic land type. Enchanted land creates that mana type in addition to any other mana it can produce.56/117
• CatnipEnchantmentEnchanted creature has “: This creature deals 1 damage to target player.”That demon weed will get you.57/117
• The Green DoorEnchantment — Land Enchanted Land creates in addition to any other mana it creates when tapped.58/117
• HeffLegendary Creature: You may play a babe, girl or slitlicker card from your hand without paying its casting cost.
  : Regenerate (The next time this creature would be destroyed this turn, it isn’t. Instead tap it, remove all damage from it, and remove it from combat.)Entertainment for men1/459/117
• Lord of the G StringCreature — Human Girl I know you wanna show da thong.2/360/117
• Nubile EducationLegendary Creature — Babe Girl Upkeep:
  For each turn you pay upkeep, place a +1/+1 counter on Nubile Education. Nubile Education cannot have more than 5 +1/+1 counters.
  If you fail to pay the upkeep, discard Nubile Education.1/261/117
• Nubile ElfCreature — Elf Girl The forests are full of strange woodland creatures.1/162/117
• Nubile SlitlickerCreature — slitlicker Invert Nubile Slitlicker and stack on a second Slitlicker. Combined card is a 6/9 Slitlicker until end of turn. Each Slitlicker can only be combined once a turn.Mmm, mmm, good2/363/117
• Pixie LustCreature — Faerie FlyingFor a good time call Tinkerbell, 564-62751/164/117
• PussycatCreature — Cat 1/265/117
• Pussycat DollCreature — Cat 3/266/117
• The SeamstressCreature — Archer Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
  : The Seamstress does 1 point of damage to any creature with flying.3/167/117
• UnderageInstantReturn all 1/1 creatures to their owners hand.B4(I4Q) (RU/18) QTpi?68/117

Hybrids (13 cards)

• The 4 headed FaerieCreature — Faerie “If two are better than one, then four is better than two.2/469/117
• Harold CallahanLegendary Creature — Inspector Vigilance (Attacking doesn’t cause this creature to tap.), Firststrike“Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself.... you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk? 6/670/117
• Nubile LoungeInstantUntap target Nubile cardWomen must know themselves and their world, especially the beaches.71/117
• Venus FlytrapInstantTarget creature looses flying until end of turn.Something in this hand that can make you forget what is in that hand?72/117
• Bikini NightInstantTarget player skips attack step this turn.Sometimes I forget.73/117
• Nubile Breast BiterCreature — Babe Girl Chomp, slurp repeat2/374/117
• Nubile PlatformEnchantment — table Nubile Platform gives +1/+2 to any Nubile creature until end of turn.A strong foundation is very important to a strong structure.75/117
• PolititianSorceryEach player discards a card. You gain life equal to the converted mana cost of those cards.Corrie Trice (D) County Commissioner Macomb County, MI.76/117
• Wellston WitchdoctorCreature — Witch Wellston Witchdoctor gains +1/+1 until end of turn.3/177/117
• Nubile VitaminsEnchantmentNubile Vitamins give +1/+1 to all Nubile creatures you control until end of turn.You got some ID? I don’t care78/117
• Buckaroo BanzaiLegendary Creature — Hero Trampleadventurer
  neurosurgeon
  rock musician
  race car driver
  super hero5/779/117
• The BossLegendary Creature — Human The Boss has power and toughness equal to the number of lands you controlVote early, vote often.*/*80/117
• Kit KatCreature — Cat regenerate Kit Kat. Kit Kat can only be regenerated twice“Perrfecct!”2/281/117

Multicolor split cards (4 cards)

• Ninja LibrarianCreature — Human Ninja Draw a card at random from your library. Place this card in your hand.Collecting intelligence through human sources and by other appropriate means.2/282/117
• What’s New Pussycat?EnchantmentAny cat card you cast, costs one less mana to cast.Whoa-0h!83/117
• Fifteen TenCreatureFifteen Ten can only be effected by spells or effects from players other than its owner.“Is anyone in charge here?” Didn’t think so.0/184/117
• Nubile FeatherArtifact — Equipment Equipped creatures gain +1/+0.
  
  to equip a creatureYou could knock me over with this feather.85/117

Basic lands (6 cards)

• Ben’s FoldLandBen’s Fold comes into play tapped.
  Add or to your mana pool.102/117
• The BreweryLand: Target opponent’s spells cost more to cast this turn. Can only target one opponent per turn.Here comes the King...103/117
• Castle BurtLandCastle Burt comes into play tapped.
  add or to your mana pool.104/117
• Rainbow BridgeLandRainbow Bridge comes into play tapped.
  : Add to your mana pool
  : Add one mana of a color in play by any player to your mana pool.105/117
• Red Light DistrictLand: Add to your manna pool.
  : You may play a slitlicker from your hand without paying its casting cost.
  You may only use one ability per tap.106/117
• This is AmericaLandThis is America comes into play tapped.
  : You may create , , or manna.
  : Untap This is America. 107/117